Best of Craigslist

The following was a post published on Craigslist. No joke there is an entire website dedicated to the best of Craigslist (Google it), some are vulgar and sad while others like this one are humorous, while all in some way represent how pathetic some person's in our culture have become.

I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

Had this been posted in Portland, and had I seen it I would have done it for free. If anybody is looking for a nemesis contact me and we will discuss the particulars. I am a professional at doing the small nagging things. My best references are my Uncle Dan, and my Uncle Mike. Just the other day I had Mike wishing he stayed in Tennessee! MuHaHaHa!